how i imagine all gym teacher ipods:
I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am
don’t worry i’m make some hot chocolate and get the biscuits, and it will all be ok soon
Main!Kitty + Ultimate!Kitty on Mutant Pride
Catfrogs, a species from my “Metaphorical Monster” beastuary. These buggers are the real cause of word-loss. They a part cat because cat got your tongue and part frog because frogs have sticky tongues.
like ask any straight woman for advice on giving a guy head and she can tell you techniques and tricks and all that but ask a straight dude how to go down on a girl and he’ll probably tell you that he “doesn’t go down on girls” smh